Firealarms at twenty to 10 in the morning?

When I'm feeling horrendously ill and trying to get some quiet time sleeping off the rest of this horrible German flu that I was infected by from my travels last weekend?

WHICH WOKE ME UP AND MADE ME GET OUT OF BED?!


.... And to my (obvious) delight, turned out to be (according to one of the security guards) someone on the fifth floor who was using the shower and left the door open causing the heat sensor in the hallway to go off from the steam...


Thank you, you're my SPECIAL FRIEND now. Special friends get a new one torn at the end of their preference if they happen to come into visual contact range. WIth no implements used other than my bare hands. And slowly, for accuracy.




Me? Bitter and twisted? Oh ho ho, you have it all wrong. ;)